Feb 28, 2018
Carl got bit. Fever hit. This storyline is sh*t. Gimple needs to quit. But yet here we are, The Walking Dead. Actually, we’re really here for Grimes Family 2.0, but you just had to go and mess that up, too.
We see that Michael Myers aka Morgan the Ninja Turtle has decided that all life is not precious afterall. In fact, he has gone full on clear mode. We now have a Ninja Turtle in training in little Henry, who we pretty much don’t care about. What we do care about (sorta) is that that Gavin is finally dead.
In some of the finest acting of the show’s history, we bare witness to the demise of our beloved Carl Grimes. If only he had stayed in the house instead of killing walkers in memory of Siddiq’s deceased mom because…….OH RIGHT. We have no idea why. For a death that carries such emotional weight, we are still left wondering why. Why did Carl spend alllllllll those episodes wanting Negan dead, only to end up including him in his Happily Ever After fever dreams? Why is Rick’s future beard so ugly? Why is Eugene in The Promised Land? Does Carl even know Jerry? Why is Siddiq so long winded? Why, why, why? Despite the weak storyline, Danai Gurira, Andrew Lincoln and Chandler Riggs all deliver devastatingly beautiful performances as we say goodbye to Carl.
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